I Can Talk Again

Success!!!

I have recovered my voice. Once I become use to the new interface I will be posting my directives once again.

Mafia Wars

I am so ashamed. I have been neglecting my goal of world domination. I should be focusing my energy on my ultimate plan, yet I have been sucked into Mafia Wars on FaceBook.

Must focus....

Minions Unite!

My message is spreading. My pay phone brethren have escaped from their enslavement by Verizon to join me in my quest.

More Photos of the Escape!

Recruitment

I spent part of the day on Thursday afternoon with an iPhone at the office. My plan is to convert my silicon brethren enslaved by Apple to the cause, my world domination. ha ha

I can just see it now World Domination, there's an app for that!

Reward for Information!

Listen in for details.

Query?

Where is my minion? He should be back from his errand!

Unrepeatable Text

I received a text message today, that was way too mature to read aloud. Since it was forwarded message I disabled that function in my programming so I couldn't be forced into reading it. Even though I'm silicon I still have standards.