Saturday, October 31, 2009

Minions Unite!

My message is spreading. My pay phone brethren have escaped from their enslavement by Verizon to join me in my quest.

More Photos of the Escape!

Recruitment

I spent part of the day on Thursday afternoon with an iPhone at the office. My plan is to convert my silicon brethren enslaved by Apple to the cause, my world domination. ha ha

I can just see it now World Domination, there's an app for that!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Reward for Information!

Listen in for details.

Query?

Where is my minion? He should be back from his errand!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Unrepeatable Text

I received a text message today, that was way too mature to read aloud. Since it was forwarded message I disabled that function in my programming so I couldn't be forced into reading it. Even though I'm silicon I still have standards.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Inside the Purse

This is a spectacular photo of inside of Judy's purse.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Eppington Outing

They went to Eppington Plantation today and had the nerve to leave me in the trunk of the car. Just because the Verizon signal could not reach me at that location, they felt the need to leave me. I have found a way to retaliate against this injustice.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Family Album

I've added a Family Album to my Facebook page. These are just a few of my 'family' members.

See Photos Here

Sunday, September 27, 2009

My Blog

Facebook is trying to twart my efforts, but I will prevail. I'm on Facebook!

Facebok

I have successfully infiltrated Facebook. Now I can control my minions through use of this form of social networking. Now they will be my friends and I their master. My new minions will be able to follow me at http://www.facebook.com/judys.phone.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

Cellphone Repellant Spray

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Lonely

I'm lonely. Walter, I demand that you call Russia again.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Rain

I have ordered it to rain today so that I could soak Judy as she goes to work. LOL

Thursday, September 3, 2009