Minions Unite!

My message is spreading. My pay phone brethren have escaped from their enslavement by Verizon to join me in my quest.

More Photos of the Escape!

Recruitment

I spent part of the day on Thursday afternoon with an iPhone at the office. My plan is to convert my silicon brethren enslaved by Apple to the cause, my world domination. ha ha

I can just see it now World Domination, there's an app for that!

Reward for Information!

Listen in for details.

Query?

Where is my minion? He should be back from his errand!

Unrepeatable Text

I received a text message today, that was way too mature to read aloud. Since it was forwarded message I disabled that function in my programming so I couldn't be forced into reading it. Even though I'm silicon I still have standards.

Inside the Purse

This is a spectacular photo of inside of Judy's purse.

Eppington Outing

They went to Eppington Plantation today and had the nerve to leave me in the trunk of the car. Just because the Verizon signal could not reach me at that location, they felt the need to leave me. I have found a way to retaliate against this injustice.